Today, I discovered this disgustingly erroneous sentence on espn.com:
The VIP Room: See the five Mr. Octobers
I considered retrieving the two Whoppers Junior I had ingested for breakfast by vomiting into my own mouth, but chose not to befoul my most magnificent orifice as such. In lieu of such an ejaculation, I immediately composed a missive to ESPN Ombudsman Don Ohlmeyer, and am anxiously anticipating the remediation of this most egregious assault on the American tongue. As we all know, this sentence should have read:
The VIP Room: See the five Messrs. October
It is, quite simply, stupefying that this organization refuses to employ even a single competent copyeditor to prevent such distasteful tripe. Until such time as this occurs, I shall be forced to satisfy my most base zombie urges by gorging upon one ESPN employee each day. That's correct; I am a zombie. And yet I still eat and enjoy Whoppers Junior. Weird, right?
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